ForgetfulBadger
Posted on 2018-11-16 01:14:19 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Report as spam)
THEN I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT A BETTER MATTRESS!

HI!
I'M SKUNKLY A BEAR! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

RIGHT NOW WE'RE SELLING TOP BRAND MATTRESSES SO CHEAP, WE'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY!
I'M SKUNKLY TURNING A PROFIT ON THESE DEALS, AND PASSING THESE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!
I MEAN BARELY

SO COME ON DOWN
TO SKUNKLY A. BEAR'S MATTRESS EXPO
PREVIOUSLY SKUNKLY A. BEAR'S MATTRESS EMPORIUM
CONVENIENTLY LOCATED JUST OFF THE FREEWAY IN SAHARA SQUARE

AND REMEMBER,
"I'M SKUNKLY A BEAR!"

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